Well, I started watching The View years ago. And that was before the rolling heads (Star, Rosie, Debbie, Elizabeth). My mother has quite a fascination with The Chew. At first, I thought she was talking about The View, until I realized it was a new show. It tickled my funny-bone that the shows’ titles rhymed. And then, today, my brain just went with that thought and I started imagining an entire line-up of talk shows…with names all rhyming with The View.
So, first of all is the new crafting show called The Glue. Can you imagine the corporate sponsorship possibilities? Between Elmers and Loctite alone, the show will do well.
My husband was fascinated with The Sue, a look at all those crazy court cases where people sue corporations and each other over things like too hot coffee or sandwiches that don’t quite measure 12 inches.
Then there’s The Pew…Jim Bakker’s next foray into televangelism. And who would want to miss out on The Shrew, Joy Behar’s newest talk show, now that she won’t be on The View anymore. Her first guest will be Joan Rivers.
And my favorite…The Cue. It’s all about the theatre scene, with shows being reviewed, guests from Broadway productions and performances from some of the best shows being produced on the road. And that’s my cue…to ask you what show you would have on this new network called The Zoo.
“Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.” ~ Woody Allen